Bad Joke

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 11/14/2013 at 12:22 • Filed to: None

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A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't give beer to bears in bars."

The bear replies, "If you don't give me a beer, I'll eat that lady over there."

The bartender says, "Go ahead."

So the bear eats the lady and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't give beer to bears on drugs."

"What do mean," asks the bear. "I'm not on drugs."

"Yes, you are, that was the bar bitch you ate."

Mattbob > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/14/2013 at 12:26

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bar bitch?

MonkeePuzzle > Mattbob 11/14/2013 at 12:27

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbitura…

jokes are super funny when they require explaining

Meatcoma > Mattbob 11/14/2013 at 12:28

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bar fly.

lounge lizard.

call them what you may.

dinobot666 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/14/2013 at 12:28

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Bear Gryls walks into a bar because he wants to get on the piss early.

I don't know where I was going with that, but it didn't even really need a punchline.

Mattbob > MonkeePuzzle 11/14/2013 at 12:29

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oh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I didn't make the connection as I read it. It probably works better as a spoken joke.

Jagvar > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/14/2013 at 12:43

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A bear walks into a bar.

Animal control is promptly called to deal with the situation.

Chteelers > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/14/2013 at 13:31

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the —> a

Would make the punchline more easily understoodable